COBOL: The Language

His Vocabulary

  1. (Mister) Cobol
  2. No
  3. OK
  4. Are you OK?
  5. OK, eat your food (=water too)
  6. Oh no (do not eat food)
  7. Stay
  8. Come
  9. Come on
  10. Come here
  11. Speak
  12. Hush
  13. (Get) In your house
  14. Where's your ball
  15. Get your ball
  16. Get your stick
  17. (Wanna) Go for a ride?
  18. (Let's) Go for a ride
  19. Roll over (synonymous with Ole Rover; dyslexia I guess)
  20. Good dog
  21. Bad dog
  22. Did you do that? (Usually after making a mess)
  23. Hurry up (use the bathroom)
  24. Heel
  25. You're gonna hurt your tail (wags it harder)
  26. Shake (easiest command to teach)
  27. Go around (hardest to teach; when his chain is wrapped around a tree or post, he will unwind himself)
  28. No, the other way (if he unwinds in the wrong direction, he will turn around)
  29. Lay down (from either standing or sitting position)
  30. Sit (from either standing or laying position)
  31. Up (from either laying or sitting position)